How young is Young Ethan?
He's our age.
When we were...?
Okay, he's a senior in college.
- College? - Whoa!
And this man-child has no problem with how old you are?
No, of course not.
It's not even an issue...
'cause I told him I was 22.
Oh, I can't pass for 22?
Well, maybe 25, 26.
I am 26.
You don't like me, do you, Madeline?
I'm sure you mean well.
You know, when I was very young,
my family just moved and I was going to a brand-new school, so I was especially scared.
And my father gave me the best advice.
He said, "Mary Louise, you just seek out the bully.
Make friends with her."
This place is just what Langley Falls needs.
A chic lounge environment for young professionals.
If they need it so much, how come there's nobody here?
I'm gonna eat you one day.