Question: how many calories do you think I burned walking from there to there?
You, female closest to me.
Oh, uh, 3?
Try 0.8, numbnuts.
I made promises to my superiors that I most certainly cannot keep.
That's why I need you idiots to work twice as hard.
No, no, no, strike that. Four times as hard.
No, no, no, strike that.
I need you morons to work 8 times harder than you've ever worked in your entire life!
- Hi, Kelly. - Screw you.
That is no way to address a superior.
Oh, yeah? Screw you, too!
As a black gay man, I never had a superior who was on my side.
So the advice I offered you, that came from a different place at a different time.
You give me a good raise, or no more sex.
This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest scheduled raise
by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior.
It will be a groundbreaking case when it inevitably goes to trial.