He's not happy about you saying you're single.
He bought you a giant...
How many carats was that?
Like 7? A lot.
- Doesn't matter, Ellen. - Yes, it does.
- No, it doesn't. - Doesn't matter.
- Look at everybody in here. - No.
- It really does. - Does it, you guys?
Because guess what, you would care if it was a quarter of a carat.
Well, I would have given it back.
What do you think?
I don't love the sash.
But it's fine.
I'm just gonna get it.
That's the first one you tried on.
I once saw you look at 54 different accordion folders and not buy any of them due to weak tabs.
I file hard.
I need strong tabs.
I just don't wanna take up any more time.
Your break's not even a quarter done.
I'll stay another 10 minutes.
You'll stay until I dismiss you.
If you were gonna buy this, how much would it cost?
Quarter of a million.
This was anonymous, alright?
There's no way I could've given it to myself,
because I didn't even know who was on here.
I just gave it to the employee with the highest overall score.
To my tally, you just won back your own parking spot,
a vacation day, and a nice tidy quarter of $1,000 from all of us.