Let me get this straight.
You both went to the same school.
Yet someone came back with a degree that's useful.
And the other one came back as Asian Ellen.
I went to Harvard Law School.
And by Harvard, I mean “University.”
And by law school, I mean “of Phoenix.”
I got my degree online at the University of Phoenix.
And so, too, can you, my little boo.
You got your law degree from Harvard.
Was that enough for you, Wayne?