Welcome to the Sesame Avenue Daycare Center for Infants and Toddlers.
You remember my cousin Mose.
Were you painting in the dark?
It's called the PSATs.
No, Hayley, I'm taking the pre-pre-SATs,
because you can never be too pre-prepared.
Which is why, this weekend, I'll be at the downtown testing center—
Oh, no, there's no way my only boy child and the keeper of the Smith family name is going downtown.
It's too dangerous.
Haven't you heard of Jack the Ripper?
That was in London.
Yeah, downtown London.
I met the twins through playing basketball at the rec center.
I'm telling you right now, I was almost embarrassed to say that I knew them
because they had the straight chili bowl haircuts.
Okay, what if we got relevant superstar, David Copperfield, to make the World Trade Center disappear?
Oh, I hate to be the one to tell you this,
but David Copperfield really isn't a big draw anymore.
I went to my college's mental health center,
they basically told me I was like probably stressing myself out with academics and extracurriculars,
and like, "Take bubble baths."
And I was like, "If only it could be so easy."