You gotta leave the cane at home, dude.
It's not a cane. It's a pimp stick.
Hey, do I crap on your accessories?
Do I think necklaces are tacky on dudes?
Yes, but I keep that to myself.
So you keep doing you, with that tacky chain.
And I'm gonna roll with my pimp stick that I need for my foot injury.
Babies and gentlemen,
we are gathered here today to say goodbye to our bestest friend in the world, Cynthia.
She's gone now.
Who knows where?
Does she have her springtime Cynthia fashion line?
Does she have her matching accessories?
At least we know this.
She's gone to a better place.
Almost every outfit, I fell in love with.
I loved the bell bottoms.
The sexy flowy dresses.
The accessories, the shoes.
So much polyester, so much polyester.