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I wanted to buy some weed.
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- Some —
- What?
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Grass, weed.
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Hey, just hold on a second.
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Jeff!
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What are you covered in?
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- The cheese was a portal, babe.
- Oh.
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And while I was traveling through the cheese portal, I did some serious thinking.
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I realized the only identity I ever need is to be the man who loves you.
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And maybe a little weed on the side.
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Oh, Jeff.
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So can I get a referral from you?
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For what?
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Medicinal marijuana.
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There's a shop that opened in the old KFC.
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And they said I need a doctor's referral to buy weed.
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Mr. Marsh, you don't qualify for medicinal marijuana.
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But you said I'm totally healthy!
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Medicinal marijuana is for people who aren't healthy.
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Look, the results for your drug test came back in.
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We're not gonna be able to hire you.
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I'm sorry but it wasn't nothing but a little bit of weed. It wasn't like, you know.
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That's exactly the problem.
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You don't smoke nearly enough weed to be a delivery driver here at Pizza Hat.
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They do a bunch of drugs in this book, including weed,
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which these beatniks call tea.
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That's a little too confusing.
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You're supposed to smoke the weed and drink the tea.
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I mean, you might mess up and accidentally order a quarter bag of tea and a pitcher of iced weed!
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Ha!
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Basically, this area right here, man,
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literally right here on this corner, we sold drugs.
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You name a drug, we sold it.
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Weed, coke, dope.
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There's so many people I hurt in this community.
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So it's extremely important for me to give back to this community, definitely.