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Here's the new weapon you ordered.
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Weapon of choice?
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Say, if you want to stick with your butcher knife, that's fine with me.
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Very funny, bitch.
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Very funny!
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Draw your weapon.
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And... disarmed.
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Drop your weapon.
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Private Anthony Petrocelli, United States Army.
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Whoa, I am pretty sure you shouldn't have a weapon at work.
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Literally everything is a weapon, son.