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When I first heard Vance's comments, they stung.
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But when he called to offer his apology and a supporting role in his next movie,
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I thought, "Does not the Torah teach us to forgive?"
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As it is written, "Schmear, don't smear."
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You think you can just walk up here and hire me?
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No!
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So, when you got the role of the Genie,
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were you like— did you know this was happening?
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- Did you go after it?
- Well, no. The first thing—
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So, they called and they say,
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"Hey, we want you to play the Genie.
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We're doing a live-action version of Aladdin."
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And I was like, "Nah, man."
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No, Robin Williams smashed that thing, you know?
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And you have to be careful stepping into, you know, projects like that.
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I love disappearing into a role.
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I'm Argyle James Hopford,
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a bachelor bunny who's carrying out a scandalous affair with a local goose.
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Shut up and put on your damn head!
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I'm here with Hollywoo darling, Naomi Watts.
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Tell me, what attracted you to the role of Diane?
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I just keep getting pigeonholed as these complex characters in highly acclaimed movies.
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For once, I would just love to phone it in
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and play a two-dimensional girl in a rom-com with no inner life of her own.
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Ha ha! You said words.
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Brian, have you decided who's gonna star in your show?
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Well, it's a tough role.
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I mean, Byron is a 25-year-old single father going back to finish college
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so he can do right by his 4-year-old daughter.
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So it's gotta be somebody who can project a certain amount of world-wizened sophistication
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while at the same time retaining a certain youthfully passionate idealism.
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You know who'd be good?
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Big Jaws.
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Actually, in my mind, there's only 1 actor who could do this role.
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Elijah Wood.
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Oh, Elijah Wood.
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I got a little bit of a crush on him, I have.