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Nice mustache, by the way.
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When puberty hits, that thing's really gonna kick in.
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So, apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here.
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I wish I had known that before I used grease paint for my mustache.
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And I can't even take off my hat...
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because then I'm Hitler.
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You know what?
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I can't stand you.
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I can't stand your stupid mustache, and you stupid shirt, and your stupid name.
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Honestly, I love you with a little curly mustache so much.
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Look at how cute it is.
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You are so disarmingly handsome, Dave.
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Take a closer look.
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Cool, you're getting a mustache.
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I have a mustache.
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Dear, there's nary a squirrel upon my face.
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Once again, this is a mustache.