1.
I started shaving my head 20 years ago in solidarity with my mother who was undergoing chemotherapy.
2.
- Oh, look, I'm so sorry—
- I'm obviously lying.
3.
It's classic male pattern baldness.
1.
When she sees that you're gone, she's gonna know that I let you out,
2.
and that I was in here, and I'm gonna get fired.
3.
4.
I'm good at lying.
1.
I've never had Sri Lankan food before.
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I thought you'd like it.
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And I appreciate you lying to me and answering "chicken" every time I asked you what I was eating.
4.
Well, 15 courses, one of them was bound to be chicken.
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I didn't do anything.
2.
Don't you dare lie to me.
3.
I'll cut your fingers off.
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You're not my son.
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Tell me the truth!
3.
I am!
4.
Stop lying!
5.
I'm not lying!