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Why can't I go to the college?
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I wrote about it in my essay, "On the Proper Place of Women."
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We are going to write an essay...
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no less than a thousand words...
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describing to me who you think you are.
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I guess I just never thought I'd need anyone else.
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We have to write an essay?
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Five hundred words about who we are?
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I have no idea who I am.
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A mosaic portrait of each of you made from the crushed bottles of your favorite diet soda,
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and a personalized 5,000-word essay of why you are all so awesome.
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Well, Luke, I read your essay.
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Took a lot of guts to admit you weren't ready for college a year ago.