1.
The treaty is missing.
2.
And if we don't find it, our baby is cursed.
3.
You're gonna have to explain that one.
4.
- It's a long story.
- Emphasis on "story."
1.
Into a large bowl goes 4 and 1/2 teaspoons of kosher salt,
2.
4 and 1/2 teaspoons of coarsely ground black pepper,
3.
6 packed tablespoons of dark brown sugar,
4.
and 3/4 of 1 cup of distilled water.
5.
Emphasis on the "distilled" part.
1.
The owners of a Miami restaurant called Bacon Bitch...
2.
- Is it "Bacon Bitch?"
- Or is it "Bacon, Bitch!"
3.
I don't know.
4.
- Where's the emphasis?
- Bacon! Yeah, okay, all right.
1.
But Hasan Minhaj.
2.
- Yeah.
- Minhaj.
3.
Minhaj.
4.
So the emphasis is on the H.
5.
Yes.
1.
Man, you know I love my hotmail.com!
2.
What?
3.
I mean, it's totally cool if you want to look at males online, but—
4.
What? No, no, man! No!
5.
Hotmail. Like the email site.
6.
Oh, I see.
7.
When you put the emphasis on "mail", it kinda sounds like you're talking about hot dudes.