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You didn't prepare a presentation at all, did you?
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You know what? I had a really rough night.
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You have another job?
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What I do between 5:30 PM and 1 AM is nobody's business but mine and my other business'.
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Do you know what is special about the hours between 3:00 AM and 5:00 AM on the night of March 12th?
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No, sir.
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“You can't make a Tom-let without breaking some Gregs.”
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You sent the same email to him 67 times in 1 evening.
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I guess it was a joke.
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Maybe he's just not interested in me anymore.
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Impossible.
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A woman is at her most beautiful between the ages of 35 and 39.
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Great, so I have many months left.
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Yeah, this is a weird year because there are a lot of very serious things happening.
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And, of course, the Oscars are still several days away.
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Who knows what's gonna happen between now and then?
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- Yeah.
- So you do want to be appropriate and respectful,
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- but also, more importantly, I wanna be funny.
- Yes.